Day five of our wind based imprisonment continues with no end in site, but due to the lack of beer on board, I made a desperate swim to shore.
I mean come on, we can’t have Thanksgiving Day hot dogs without beer.
Anyway, the swim in went ok and after stashing my wetsuit, flippers and and goggles in a bush, I hiked into town. As I mentioned yesterday, I was sort of curious how many beers I could carry and still float, but I also wanted to make sure all the effort was worth it, so I scored a 12 pack of light beer (because it’s lighter, duh), a bottle of Tanqueray 10 (gin) and a liter of Seagrams 7. When I got to the register to pay, I started to get worried about the weight so I bought 6 limes to use as cleverly placed flotation devices.
Saved by the buoyancy of citrus! Boo-ya.
Back on the beach, I re-dressed in my dive gear, stuffed the limes inside my suit around my chest and threw everything else into a mesh fish bag. I waded out into the shallows, started to swim and went right to the bottom. Shitty death!
I retreated to the shoreline to analyze my predicament and came up with a totally awesome plan. Drink the beer!
So I sat in the surf for thirty minutes and had three beers. Fully fortified, I waded back out and spent the next 20 minutes swimming the 300 meters back to the boat. It was slow going, but I made it without issue.
Amy helped me board the mother ship and then she made me disinfect the limes with a mild bleach solution. Something about them riding home inside my suit seemed to freak her out.
Once fully recovered from my swim, we watched the Carolina football game over the internet and cooked a lobster for dinner. The rain moved in right around dark and the wind gusted up over 50 knots during a few squalls. The remainder of the evening was a quiet mix of reading, surfing and drinking 7&7’s. To bed at 9 hoping for better weather tomorrow.
More to follow, end of line …
P.S. – Today’s video is the product of too much time on the Googles. If I had known dog’s could be trained like this I would have gotten one.