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NASA's Rust Bucket or My Ferret is Fat

July 19, 2005


Tuesday, July 19, 2005 - Buddy Fred's Dock, Oriental, NC
By Tom

Hello and welcome back. Unlike NASA and that 4 billion dollar rust bucket shuttle of theirs, all of our systems are go for launch. We are currently t minus 3 days and counting. How nervous must you be if your one of those astronaut guys waiting to get flung into space and you are delayed because the gas gauge isn't working? Can they even get out and push? Weak dude, weak.

Anyway, Let me take a minute and catch you up to date. Since we have arrived here at the buddy fred's house back in May, we have :


  • Stripped and poly-eurathaned the cabin floors
  • Waged germ warfare with the ever present pin mold and won !
  • Re-sewn the sacrificial on our #1 genny
  • Patched a small hole in our interior fiberglass counter
  • Installed a new masthead VHF antenna
  • Fabricated and installed a dinghy engine crane
  • Patched and cleaned said dinghy
  • Installed aero foils on the dinghy engine
  • Rebuilt both fish whackers
  • Sewn a new grill cover
  • Serviced all three engines
  • Removed and thrown away about 40 lbs of stuff we didn't use last year
  • Cleaned out all interior and cockpit cabinets
  • Fabricated and installed a man over board strobe holder
  • Made 4 new 60' dock lines out of old running rigging
  • Made 12 new spears for our hawaian slings
  • Fabricated and welded in new rear cockpit bars that tie both pushpits together
  • Balanced the blades of death and installed a third stay to cut down on vibration
  • Finished installing no-seeum screens in all our windows
  • Made a new screen door for the cockpit
  • Installed controls at the helm for our MP3 player
  • Fixed the furling mechanism on the head sail - no more jams !
  • Assembled and installed the new ferret megaplex condo
  • Augmented our dive gear with gloves and weights
  • Scrubbed, licked (ferrets only), or polished every corner of the boat
  • Re-sealed 2 deck hatches that were leaking
  • Replaced the deck lights and the mast head anchor light
  • Wow, when you put it that way I feel like I've been kind of busy. No wonder we are still here. During the past three months we also found time to visit with our families and stuff. We made several trips to the great white north (Maryland) to visit my parental units. Oddly enough, these trips coincided exactly with when I needed access to my brother in laws machine shop in order to build something for the boat. Go figure.

    In other news someone has secretly replaced Milo our ferret with Foldgers Instant Crystals. (I loved those commercials) Actually Milo has begun to resemble a large, bulbous groundhog. As supporting evidence at right will show, Milo is in fact a bonafide fat ass. I called Jenny Craig, but she said she was busy with Oprah until next month, so we are pretty much on our own.

    We stopped at a Sam's Club type store last week and bought the usual assortment of 128 rolls of toilet paper, 64 things of paper towels and 50 lbs of rice. I think we did a much better job of provisioning this time around being that we had last years notes. We also only spent 1/4 as much ! Sweeeet!

    We are both anxious to get back underway. The stop here has been fun, but it's time to move on. The rest of the crew promised to start making frequent log entries as soon as we are back under way andas a result I will resume updating the site every week.

    Stay in touch and stay tuned for Bahamas Year 2.



          

    Fat Ass Ferret


    I am so fat, I can't find my legs